Sarcasticorn
"You had me at, 'We'll make it look like an accident.'" - Short Sleeve Unisex Tee
"You had me at, 'We'll make it look like an accident.'" - Short Sleeve Unisex Tee
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$28.00 USD
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$28.00 USD
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All items from Sarcasticorn™ are made-to-order.
We use only 100% no-sweatshop and eco-friendly Bella+Canvas products for our apparel items. This unisex t-shirt fits like a well-loved favorite. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Need we say more?
✔ MATERIAL and FEATURES
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
✔ CARE INSTRUCTIONS We support a slow-fashion mindset. To prolong the life of your t-shirt, we recommend machine washing inside-out on a gentle cycle with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
✔ RETURN POLICY Our items are made to order, so we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. If you have any issues with your order, please send us a message, and we'll work with you to resolve it.
We use only 100% no-sweatshop and eco-friendly Bella+Canvas products for our apparel items. This unisex t-shirt fits like a well-loved favorite. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Need we say more?
✔ MATERIAL and FEATURES
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
✔ CARE INSTRUCTIONS We support a slow-fashion mindset. To prolong the life of your t-shirt, we recommend machine washing inside-out on a gentle cycle with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
✔ RETURN POLICY Our items are made to order, so we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. If you have any issues with your order, please send us a message, and we'll work with you to resolve it.
Because Someone Asked...
(In)Frequently Asked Questions.
Why do you only offer one color?
Hands-down, our #1 pick is Dark Grey Heather, so this is what we sell. This is the best choice for disguising both dark and light cat hair. And the soft, squishy fabric doesn't hold wrinkles after it's been sitting at the bottom of a hamper for a week.
Do you really follow your own laundry instructions for your t-shirts?
Heck no! We're 20-something year old men. While we do support a slow-fashion mindset, the reality is, we just want to get the stink out of our clothes without trying too hard.
Can I order a shirt in a different color or size not shown here?
You bet! Just drop us a line at hello@sarcasticorn.com and let us know what you're looking for.
Thin crust or deep dish?
We're a house divided on our pizza. Brendan prefers deep dish. Jacob prefers thin crust.